July 2009
1 post
June 2009
9 posts
“All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is...”
– Bob Dylan (via quote-book)
rofl, naki's so crazy sometimes.
Naki: Hey guys, guess what I've got. (*tying this plastic butt to his real butt*)
Naki: It's my math butt!
Naki: Come on Sam, you know you wanna sign it.
Sam: Umm... no thanks.
Naki: (*thrusting the math butt in Sam's face*) Aw, don't be a party pooper! This may be your only chance...
Sam: ...no comment...
May 2009
12 posts
Indeed Priceless
Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, ‘My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the...
neverending
here it is jessi:
Worms drive me CRAZY! Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a padded cell. I lived there. I died there. They stuffed me in the ground. GROUND?! Worms are in the ground! Worms drive me CRAZY! Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a padded cell. I lived there. I died there. They stuffed me in the ground. GROUND?! Worms are in the ground! Worms drive me CRAZY! Crazy? I...
chinese proverbs (sooo stupid)
Man who run in front of car get tired.
*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*
Man who scratch rear end should not bite fingernails.
*...
Never Choke in a restaurant in the South
Never Choke in a restaurant in the South Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ’Kin ya swallar?’ The woman shakes...
“NO STEALING OF THE FAVORITE DRESS”
– jessi!!!
“*realization dawns upon them thanks to biancas smartness*
(bianca...”
– Jessi, my love!!!!
Bianca: ok what's "reblog?"
Jessi: idk
Jessi: you blog something again?
Jessi: DUH
Jessi: COULDVE HAD A V8
Jessi: *hits bianca smack in the forehead*
Jessi: cause you know, thanks to the loverly (NOT) mrs, harbs latin roots, thats what re means
Bianca: hahaha
Bianca: ok i think i'm gonna make another blog,
Bianca: i'll have a serious one and a funny, silly one
Bianca: and the funny one will be called
Bianca: foreveradumdum
Bianca: hahaha
Jessi: sorry b, butt that is not funny
Bianca: i'm so corny
Jessi: NEVER MIND
Jessi: I JUST GOT IT
Bianca: wow
Jessi: ohkay you can call it that
Bianca: idk, it just popped into my head
funny e-mails
An elderly woman goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m undergoing through a terrible mental trauma - I pass gas all the time!!! Fortunately, it’s odorless and silent, otherwise I’d be mortified. For example, I’ve passed gas ten times just since we’ve been talking, but it’s odorless and silent so you can’t tell.” The doctor gives her some...
silliness
this is my little hideout.
i can be silly and crazy and hilarious and random
………… and i’ll always be a dum-dum.
haha
i love that word
dum-dum.
jessi: “whenever someone says dumdum
i think of the big easter island head in the night at the museum
or gumgum”