05/24 2009

chinese proverbs (sooo stupid)

Man who run in front of car get tired. *’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’* Man who scratch rear end should not bite fingernails. * ‘*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*’*